Or was it a month, maybe?

Well whenever the hell it was, I mentioned the dreaded “t” word — theme. Which would be: embracing.

I’m beginning to think I never ever everrrr should have even mentioned the damn word, because, I can’t seem to do anything remotely along the lines of embrace, of any sort.

I can’t even embrace mailing a bill. Does anyone mail bills anymore? Okay, it wasn’t a bill, it was a fine. Yours truly — caught speeding. A GD story for another day.

Anyway, People. The point of this is to let you know that this whole embracing thing isn’t happening, nor going … nor anything for that matter. And I need help.

Like words of wisdom and helpful embraceful tips. That’s what I need. You tell me how it’s done since you’ve obviously figured it out and then I’ll be able to do it and have it figured out.

Sounds great to me.

But, really. I do need some help. I guess I was under some delusional mindset that I could just keep saying shit like, I’m totally embracing! Embracing!! Embraaaacing, can’t you tell?!

And everyone would be able to tell. Allow me to clue you in — it does not work like that. Like not even remotely. Apparently embracing takes work in the same way self love does.

Imagine that — work! So now I have to get to the bottom of what kind of work and then on top of it all — cracking the code on how to apply it to everyday life.

I shall keep you posted and you keep me posted. I figure we stand way better of a chance cracking code together.