Happiest Kraut On The Block.

Finally! A good reason to put this outrageously expensive lederhosen to use that TC brought back from Germany.

I’m just thankful it still fits … and that I didn’t have to go out costume shopping.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been picking out all the mini twix and snickers. And since when did Twizzlers start making all these crazy awesome flavors?

Don’t mind if I do have some artificially flavored candies. Hey, it’s Halloween. I’m living on The Edge.