Look, People.

I’m going out on the ledge here. Or edge. Okay, so, both. It’s a high ledgey, edgey cliff about 90,000,000,000 feet high up.

Yes, that is rather high.

I’m putting it all out here, in the form of les photos des passeports. Now, if only I had my other expired passport, that’d be super entertaining. I think I have braces on in that one.

For your personal viewing pleasures. I present you with me and me. And allow me to say — what a hell of a difference ten years makes. How much this has filled me with glorious hope for what I will look like in another 9!

Now in all fairness! That wasn’t exactly the best picture of younger me there. It’s … rather unflattering of me at that time. However. The chubbier cheeks. Yeah. We ain’t imagining those.

And the other thing! You can think you have a semi decent passport pic, and then you get it back and they do something weird to it. I guess it’s the “film” they use to cover it, in conjunction with the massive blowing up of one’s face … distortions. Very, very unfair!

Doesn’t this look completely different than the above pic? I really want to file a formal complaint. Something along the lines of, “nose too much bigger, unrecognizable at cross border passport check.”

Looking forward to putting mon passeport to more good use. More stamps. Sights. Experiences.

Only a few days now …