My potty trained kid has peed six times — not on said potty.
He just wants to be held.
He can’t be put down.
He wants every toy.
He hates every toy.
He wants to nap.
He doesn’t want to nap.
He wants all the food. He hates all the food.
It’s a day of odds.
I am at my limit. Deep breaths. This time is fleeting.