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My grand, deep thought of the last 24 hours …

Car sneezes.

Yep. Those untimely sneezes that strike us on the road.

I was thinking about this, after having a particularly strong bout of … sneezes.

Now, let it be known, I’m not a sneezer. You know how some people sneeze frequently, usually in threes.

And they even usually sound cute. That cutesy chew chew sound.

Well. My sneezes aren’t like that. Because sista isn’t a sneezer.

Only on rare, foreign particle occasions, that is.

Which happened twice yesterday in the car.

Twice!

And each of those two times, I found my eyes inevitably closing, my chin violently making its way towards my chest.

Dangerous, I tell you.

Seriously. What is one to do when struck with sneezes while driving?

I always try to quickly take in my surroundings, making sure no one is close in front of me, or that traffic isn’t about to come to a halting stop.

But it really seems like we’re left at the mercy of the sneeze itself.

Can there be a solution to such a dilemma?

I implore you to share your car sneezing tips.