This one’s for you, Tony Horton …

I think I’m ready for one of your late night P90X infomercials … and yes, I promise to BRING IT. Just please don’t make me do pushups … because let’s be clear : I can do like 7 pushups in a row that look good and that’s about it.

I do believe these guns may have won me some street cred with the Brothers … does this look like the face arm of someone you’d want to run into in a dark alley?

That’s what I thought.

Then again, should we actually meet in a dark alley, all you’d have to do is wave some really cool handbag in front of me {of the big, soft leathery kind}, and that would be all the distraction I’d need. Or candy.

Candy is always a welcome and open diversion.