That would be Mister SETI to you.

Yes, the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence extends way above and beyond Mars and the outer realms … and into turtles.

This fine fellow is quite the casanova and quite heavy. Picking him up immediately got the heart rate going. I had no clue he was going to be a solid 40.

He hails from Africa {Spur Thigh Tortoise}, by way of Ohio. Likes include: eating bananas, sunning, and having as much sex as possible — seriously, he tries to constantly mount the other females around him … and not to freak you out or anything that I actually did look this up … but turtles having sex … they make noises!

OMFG. It’s a little too human for me. Or not human. Seti-ish perhaps?

Dislikes include : being bulled by the ladies and rejection.

Sound familiar? Even in the tortoise world, there are striking similarities … so I don’t know why we’d think the aliens would be all the different from us … ?