So People.

My iphone keeps popping up with this, “Storage Almost Full” message.

Storage what? Was my initial thought. I was under the impression there was plenty of storage on here. I guess not. I guess that’s where this icould thing comes in.

Speaking of — I can’t even get that thing to work! Everytime I’ve tried to back anything up, I get some notice that it’s going to take 17 hours and then I actually think it’s telling me the truth and will leave it for 17 hours {just try not touching your phone for that long!} only to get some b.s. message like, “cannot be completed at this time.”

It all makes me want to flip out on Apple or AT&T — I’m just not sure who yet.

But back to this storage business. Where I also get a nice notice that I can, “manage my storage in settings.” It kinda feels like me and my life, People.

Like my iphone is a represenattion of my mind.

And I want to yell out, call in the reinforcements! Let’s back some shit up asap! Too much mind data about to have overflow of thought. Cannot handle.

Is there somewhere I can empty my mind out and put all that info and thoughts and ideas into some cloud data thingy in the sky?

All of this talk of “in the cloud.” What the hell is that anyway? Because I think of in the sky, like on a real cloud and it just sounds so lovely and nice and all sorts of relaxing.

So I think hey, self! I just need to put my mind in the cloud and all will be solved for me.

No more data overloads or flows. Just floating cloud relaxation.

That sounds pretty damn good to me.