Just as I was feeling so on my shit — pre-printed wedding announcements! — to mail from Michigan, omg if I’m not just the most organized, on-it person ever …

The Universe had to come and burst my bubble.

Eros has worms. I know how much you wanted to know that. I treated him already but apparently that didn’t take. And his poor belly is so distended and we’re about to leave, and I figure that’s a pretty important thing to get checked out.

And my iphone screen shattered into a zillion tiny pieces. I’m just happy I can still use the phone. And I am carless. For like the fourth time within the month. Brake probs that can’t seem to be figured out/fixed.

Never a dull moment, People. Never.

I’m not saying all of this to complain — but to show you that real life shit happens to me, too. It’s not always all sun and roses on this end. It’s just life.

All of it part of The Plan. These are the things I think add the humor to our days.

Even though I’m not laughing now … but I will be … at some point.