I think it’s safe to say without having to say — the below is not me.

Trust me, I’m extremely humored that of all things, someone hacked in to make a post about kitchen wares. Is this The Universe telling me to get off my ass and into the kitchen more?

Possibly.

But it’s also pretty freaky that someone was able to get in here and make a post, however that happens, because I have no Earthly clue about these matters.

So I’d reallyyyyy appreciate, Darby, if you just contacted me personally and if you want to write your little heart out about Hamilton Beach products, you go for it, sister.