My goal tonight is to shower.

Considering I am exhausted and just done, this is nothing short of one very lofty goal.

I used to love long baths and showers. Now?

Now it is all about need and efficiency. Frankly, I find it to be an inconvenience. You men just have no idea how long it takes to dry hair. What a pain.

Though I don’t think I have a choice tonight, People. My head itches. I think that might be an indication I should wash my hair.

Don’t worry, it hasn’t been that long … two days. Shouldn’t I be able to go at least three? I don’t think that’s asking for too much.

So glad you agree.