Yesterday and today, too, have been perfectly gorgeous days.

Low 70’s. No humidity. Slight breeze. Bright, blue skies with white fluffy clouds. Picturesque.

While I spent a lot of yesterday cleaning and painting and trying to put our lives back together, I did make sure to get out, soak in some sun and enjoy the weather.

Oh, and this is for any of you who don’t believe that shit looked like we got robbed. Okay so this is my idea of home disaster/robbery/general disarray:

I really like those Clorox disinfecting wipes sitting on my beloved buffet. And the calm look on Buddha’s face in the midst of this cyclone.

Also. Ignore the rug. It’s a temp place holder. It’s being moved to the dining room when our faux overdyed Persian probably Made In China rug arrives. What the hell isn’t made in China. Do you know how hard it is to find shit not made in China?

Of course you do.

In case you want to know, which you probably don’t, but I’m going to tell you anyway, the painting is officially done. Finito up in this motha! Or is it supposed to be mutha? I think motha looks more gangster. Since I’m just so gangster.

If I was really on it, I’d have before and after pics ready but I’m not a DIY blogger. I’m not  much of a DIY’er. Period. Painting is as much do-it-yourself and home improvement that you’re going to get out of me.

I wish I was like you home improvement bad asses. Those of you who know how to knock down walls and not only demo shit but then redo and finish things, like an entire kitchen. Or house. Even more impressive.

People, just look. This is what happens when I go to place like Menard’s, Home Depot, Lowe’s and any other store like the aforementioned, so how could I even be trusted with a hammer?

Right. I get in bathtubs and try to take naps. With other People around who are seriously looking at bath tubs and showers and don’t think it’s funny that I climb in to test them out.

I tell you! Some People! Just no fun! Where’s the sense of humor? No one should take life that seriously.

I might also be known to dance down aisles when songs like La Isla Bonita come on. This is what makes life life.

And on perfectly gorgeous weather days, you will always find me out. Pounding some pavement with Murph and trying to capture these crowning moments.

A day as a whole might not be all perfection. But there’s always little pockets of bright and brilliance.