I can’t believe I’m admitting this, but …

I’ve had four Oreos today.

That’s right! Not one. Not two. Not even three … but four.

This is precisely why I do not usually keep such goodies around the house … I cannot resister. Gotta love franglais.

It’s actually a ridiculously high number of excessive cookie consumption for me and reminds me, yet again, just how easy it is to consume 200 calories without thinking.

WTF. 200! That quickly?!

It doesn’t really feel at all to me that I’ve had four Oreos, and while I’m on it — I was horrified to find out they were reduced fat. This Taurus doesn’t believe in anything with the words “reduced” and “fat” together. I don’t fear the fat, I embrace it.

The thing is, I was eating these Oreos throughout the day. One in the morning. Two late afternoon. One just now.

When you space it out like that, it’s hard to believe you’ve been an even keel grazer.

Oreo grazing.

It’s really rather unfortunate that they just taste so damn good.

But you know what?

Life is supposed to be sweet, isn’t it?

Sweet and delicious.

Because, sometimes healthy just ain’t gonna cut it.

Well. Not all the time.