I don’t own any One Direction cds. I haven’t purchased any of their songs on itunes. For real, People.

I’m not just saying that to try and pretend I’m a full grown adult secretly playing 1D at night. That’s something I’d easily admit. Though I am really digging their Story Of My Life song right now.

Love when I hear that on the radio. I might, just might, drive around the block a few times if I’m close to the house when it comes on.

The other night, I was surprised that I had a One Direction dream. You’d think I had piles of mags and posters hanging up with Harry and whoever else the groupies are, I can’t remember their names. Maybe there’s a Liam? No idea.

I found myself on their Tour Bus as some kind of chaperone — which really scared me at the thought that someone had put me in charge of five 19 and 20 year-old boys. Boys, not men, because they still are boys. Sorry, UsWeekly needs to come out with a story that does not involve sleeping with waitresses and then I might consider them men.

So here I am in charge, and that meant just trying to control them and smack some sense into those charming British accents and dishing out loads of girl advice. But the best part … was the view.

We were somewhere around Montana or maybe Wyoming {Monoming?}? I blend those two states into one. Is that bad? They just seem to me like they’d be similar — lots of breath taking wide open spaces and nature at its best.

We stopped at National Parks and saw mountains that left my heart racing and me gasping for air. It was sight after sight of such beautiful perfection, I thought I physically couldn’t take anymore.

In the dream, I vowed to get out and see more … it sparked my love of travel and adventure, a little nudge of all the things I haven’t seen in this great country of ours.

I keep thinking of the dream, the travel part. Harry and the other 1D’ers have faded for the most part. But it’s that feeling of exploring and seeing and experiencing things I haven’t that has fueled me.

It’s time to get out and see more. I don’t mean that I’m about to jump ship to Monoming. There’s plenty right around me that I have yet to see and do.

I don’t exactly have one direction post dream, but I do at least have a direction … of getting this preggo butt moving more … seeing new sights.