Over The Roman Forum, The Colosseum … okay, let’s just make that pretty much everywhere.

I can’t take two steps in this magical; mystical land without being met face to face with something from THE FIRST CENTURY. Or EARLIER. Earlier!!!!!!!!!

I could hardly handle being here, at the Roman Forum. An oxygen mask would have served me well.

If I had ever learned how to do a damn cartwheel–I would have been wheeling through that place like no tomorrow.